We all shower- at least I REALLY hope so..... And for all the guys out there, there must be no better place to jack off. So, here is a little idea for your next soap session.

What you need:

• 1 bar of soap
• 1 electric drill

How to:

Simply take the soap and lay it out over a scrap piece of wood. Drill a hole in the soap with the drill just large enough for your dick to get in snug. You do not want to make the hole too big because once you add water the hole will just keep getting larger. You want a snug fit. Then take your soap and your naked bod and hit the shower for a little personal sex time!

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Way back when I was still in the sweet flowering stages of youth I had some phone sex with a super hottie across the country. Not having been one to experiment with myself at that time in my life (told you I was young!) I decided I needed to find something to make this more real.

What you need:

• 1 2inchx8inch (or there abouts) unburnt candle stick

Need I say more?? Okay- fine, so you simply make sure you are wet as a slip and slide and get that sucker in the hole.

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Oh there is so much you can do with something that vibrates For this homemade sex toy we go into the medicine cabinet. Search for an electric tooth brush- let's hope it is not the one you will need the next morning unless you are into that kind of shit

So anyway- make sure the toothbrush is in good working and clean order.

Place the head of the toothbrush on your most intimate areas- clit, head of cock, vagina, anus- what have you, and turn that bad boy on and let that bad boy turn you on.

We recommend having a spare set of batteries.

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This can be used for both men and women. A simple and practical solution for a much needed nipple stimuli!

What you need:

• 2 wooden clothes pins (the kind that have the metal springs)
• 2 rubber bands

How to do it: Take the clothes pins and wrap a rubber band around the bottom of each clothes pins. The rubber bands will adjust the pressure of the clothes pin. Place the clothes pins on the nipples and if they need more or less pressure adjust the tightness of the rubber bands.

Simple homemade sex toy. The best part is the clothes pins are reusable and dual purpose!

This is a basic homemade sex toy for the DIY er's out there, but for all the slow to catch on male masturbators out there, I will outline a step by step guide for the:

BASIC WRAP AND BANG

What you need:

• 1 hand towel (that is not the dish towel, nor the body towel- the hand towel is the one your mom hangs in the bathroom next to the sink when company comes over! Grab that one !)
• 1 latex glove or condom
• some personal lube or petroleum jelly- or anything that will not irritate your dick and let it SLIDE!

Directions:
Jelly roll the towel and then insert the glove/condom in the center whole. Then pull out the glove/condom enough to pull it over the outside of the towel about 1 inch down. This will keep the jelly roll tight and also keep the rubber from slipping in during masturbation. Give the rubber a good lube up and stick your dick inside and go to town...

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The Basic Wrap and Bang!

Yes that is right! We want to hear from you. Give us your suggestions or ideas for homemade sex toys. Do you have a basic idea in your head and you would like to see it "come alive"? Well then, just scoot on down below this post and hit "leave a comment" and tell us what is in your dirty little head!

Don't be shy

We all love our sex toys And when you can have a homemade sex toy and save some $$ as well as have some fun, damn, I am in!!!!!

If you are lucky we may just give you some props and display your homemade sex toy idea! Maybe with a DIY sex toy video??? You never know....

There is a need, I will fill that need. The need you ask? DUH, moron! Sex Toys! And not just any sex toys, homemade sex toys. I will even toss in a few homemade vids (not sex ones, please, you pervs!) But I will do some talking, some displaying and some- you know- non naked demos!

Good stuff my friends. Never forget to leave a comment or a suggestion for a homemade sex toy!

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